Hempie's Watermelon Seltzer - Cosmic Burn (5mg D9 / 2mg CBD, 12oz) - 4 Pack

After 14 hours outrunning solar storms and power-sliding through asteroid debris, Mushy does what any scorched space legend would do: he cracks open a Cosmic Burn Watermelon.

This isn’t your average beverage. It’s a nano-infused blast of juicy mayhem, engineered to ignite your core faster than Mushy’s emergency thrusters in meltdown mode.

With out-of-this-world nano-encapsulation tech, the burn kicks in quick, the flavor hits hard, and suddenly your brain’s doing backflips through hyperspace.

It’s the intergalactic go-to for hotheads, outlaws, and anyone who’s ever challenged a star to a staring contest.

Quick Stats:

• Cannabinoids: 5mg Delta-9 THC + 2mg CBD (hemp-derived)
• Size: 12oz seltzer | 1 serving
• Flavor: Juicy, refreshing watermelon
• Fast-acting: Nano-encapsulation for quicker effects
• Vegan-friendly | Federally compliant

Ingredients:

Water, Nano Hemp Extract, Natural Flavoring, Sunflower Lecithin, Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid), Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate

Directions for Use:

Start with one can to assess your tolerance. Allow 30 minutes to 1 hour for effects to kick in. Sip more as needed.

Enjoy responsibly. Sunglasses recommended. Even indoors.