Hempie's Strawberry Seltzer - Cosmic Burn (5mg D9 / 2mg CBD, 12oz) - 4 Pack

After crash-landing in a scorched whipped cream nebula, bluffing his way out of a strawberry cult uprising, and narrowly surviving a jam-fueled karaoke riot on Frostius-9, Nuggy does what any toasted space icon would do: he rips open a Cosmic Burn Strawberry Cream.

This isn’t your average sweet fizz. It’s a nano-laced eruption of ripe strawberry chaos and electric cream, engineered to hit harder than a bass drop during re-entry.

With nano-encapsulation tech, the flavor detonates instantly, the burn glows hot, and suddenly even paperwork on Planet Bureaucracy feels oddly manageable.

Fueled by the Cosmic Burn line, it’s the go-to blast for dessert anarchists, thrill chasers, and anyone bold enough to shotgun a seltzer mid-skirmish with a rogue mech.

Quick Stats:

• Cannabinoids: 5mg Delta-9 THC + 2mg CBD (hemp-derived)
• Size: 12oz seltzer | 1 serving
• Flavor: Sweet strawberry with a flash of creamy chaos
• Fast-acting: Nano-encapsulation for quicker effects
• Vegan-friendly | Federally compliant

Ingredients:

Water, Nano Hemp Extract, Natural Flavoring, Sunflower Lecithin, Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid), Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate

Directions for Use:

Start with half a can to assess your tolerance. Allow 30 minutes to 1 hour for effects to kick in. Sip more as needed.

Enjoy responsibly. Karaoke is now a combat sport.