Hempie's Strawberry Cream Soda‚ Nova Dose (25mg D9, 12oz) ‚ 4 Pack

After crash-landing in a whipped cream nebula, sweet-talking his way out of a strawberry cult, and narrowly escaping a jam-fueled karaoke battle with intergalactic dessert pirates, Nuggy does what any space icon would do: he slurps down a creamy cold Nova Dose.

This isn’t just dessert in a can — it’s a nano-laced swirl of ripe strawberry dreams and cosmic creaminess, engineered to melt stress faster than Nuggy’s hover boots on lava gravel.

With Nova Dose’s nano-encapsulation tech, the smoothness hits deep, the flavor flirts with your taste buds, and suddenly that space llama tax audit feels a little less catastrophic.

Fueled by the Nova Dose line, it’s the go-to sip for sugar-fiending adventurers, berry bounty hunters, and anyone who’s ever fought a dessert war on Planet Frostius.

Quick Stats:

• Cannabinoids: 25mg Delta-9 THC (hemp-derived)
• Size: 12oz soda | 1 serving
• Flavor: Sweet strawberry swirled with rich cream
• Fast-acting: Nano-encapsulation for quicker effects
• Vegan-friendly | Federally compliant

Ingredients:

Water, Corn Syrup, Sugar, Nano Hemp Extract, Natural Flavoring, Sunflower Lecithin, Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid), Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate

Directions for Use:

Start with half a can to assess your tolerance. Allow 30 minutes to 1 hour for effects to kick in. Sip more as needed.

Enjoy responsibly. Dessert pirates don’t accept refunds.