Hempie's Lemon Lime Seltzer - Cosmic Burn (5mg D9 / 2mg CBD)

After free-climbing a plasma geyser, short-circuiting a wormhole, and outrunning a solar flare on a hoverboard, Mushy does what any scorched space legend would do: he cracks open a Cosmic Burn Lemon Lime. This isn’t your grandma’s citrus fizz. It’s a high-voltage hit of lemon-lime lightning nano-charged for speed, flavor, and immediate dimensional clarity.

Thanks to nano-encapsulation tech, the rush kicks in instantly. The citrus slaps like a comet to the cortex, and suddenly your internal monologue is narrated by a synthwave DJ. Fueled by the Cosmic Burn line, it’s the interstellar spark for warp chasers, rebel pilots, and anyone who needs to vaporize their thirst mid-hyperjump.

Quick Stats:

• 5mg Delta-9 THC¬†(hemp-derived)
• 2mg CBD
• 12oz classic-style Seltzer
• Flavor: Crisp lemon meets mellow lime
• Fast-acting: Nano-encapsulation for quicker effects
• Legally compliant | Vegan-friendly

Ingredients:

Water, Nano Hemp Extract, Natural Flavoring, Sunflower Lecithin, Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid), Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate

Directions:

Start with one can to assess tolerance. Allow 30 minutes to 1 hour for effects to kick in. Sip more as needed.