Hempie's‚ Blackberry Lemonade Soda, Nova Dose (25mg D9, 12oz) ‚ 4 Pack

One sip in, and it was too late. Hempie started mutating into the blackberry. Cell walls rewired. Vibes recalibrated.

Now fully juiced and unapologetically purple, he’s finger-gunning his way through asteroid traffic, transmitting psychic mixtapes, and cracking puns that rupture space-time.

This isn’t your average fruit fusion. It’s a nano-infused blast of bold blackberry madness, engineered to hit harder than a meteor shower during retrograde.

Thanks to our nano-encapsulation tech, the flavor detonates instantly, the energy spikes fast, and suddenly you’re rewriting your origin story in all caps.

Fueled by the Nova Dose line, it’s the go-to blast for chaos cruisers, tastewave surfers, and anyone who’s ever mutinied against a flavorless galaxy.

Quick Stats:

• Cannabinoids: 25mg Delta-9 THC (hemp-derived)
• Size: 12oz soda | 1 serving
• Flavor: Tart lemonade collides with ripe blackberry
• Fast-acting: Nano-encapsulation for quicker effects
• Vegan-friendly | Federally compliant

Ingredients:

Water, Corn Syrup, Sugar, Nano Hemp Extract, Natural Flavoring, Sunflower Lecithin, Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid), Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate

Directions for Use:

Start with half a can to assess your tolerance. Allow 30 minutes to 1 hour for effects to kick in. Sip more as needed.

Enjoy responsibly. Star traveler.